WAIT. WHAT?!

Certificate of Attendance

This is to confirm that k6 8 stood in one global line for 2m 40s, walked through the door, and received The Banana Incident. Nothing was won. Nothing was owed.

A banana arrived with the gravity of a state funeral. Nobody has explained it since.

Serial

WW-0000044

Number

44

Waited

2m 40s

Issued

20 October 2026

Signed by nobody, on behalf of a door nobody has opened from the other side. This certificate confers no rights, no standing and no advantage in the queue. Verify it at waitforit.fun/r/43a2rfrp44.