WAIT. WHAT?!

Certificate of Attendance

This is to confirm that k6 5 stood in one global line for 2m 35s, walked through the door, and received The Banana Incident. Nothing was won. Nothing was owed.

A banana arrived with the gravity of a state funeral. Nobody has explained it since.

Serial

WW-0000165

Number

165

Waited

2m 35s

Issued

20 October 2026

Signed by nobody, on behalf of a door nobody has opened from the other side. This certificate confers no rights, no standing and no advantage in the queue. Verify it at waitforit.fun/r/qedd59y64u.